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T-Shirt — 'Got MILF?' Pinup Graphic Tee
$40.00
This garment-dyed tee brings vintage pinup charm into everyday wear. The soft, worn-in color and heavyweight cotton create a tactile, lived-in feel that settles comfortably on the shoulders. The playful retro illustration and bold headline read as confident, cheeky, and flirtatious—perfect for someone who likes to wear humor and nostalgia at once. It layers easily under a denim jacket or stands out solo at weekend gatherings, adding personality without trying too hard. The relaxed fit and pre-shrunk fabric mean it moves with you and keeps its shape after washes, while the absence of side seams gives a smooth, clean silhouette. Choose from a wide palette of colors to find the right vintage tone for your style.
Who this resonates with: people who love vintage pinup aesthetics, tongue-in-cheek humor, and durable, comfortable tees for casual weekends, nights out with friends, or themed parties. Think retro nights, casual get-togethers, and playful photo ops.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed after construction for a soft color and lived-in texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched for durability
- Available S–4XL and in 62 colors; sewn-in label for clean finish
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Who this resonates with: people who love vintage pinup aesthetics, tongue-in-cheek humor, and durable, comfortable tees for casual weekends, nights out with friends, or themed parties. Think retro nights, casual get-togethers, and playful photo ops.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed after construction for a soft color and lived-in texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched for durability
- Available S–4XL and in 62 colors; sewn-in label for clean finish
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
I Am The Party T-Shirt — “Sam Throws a Party” Diamond Dave Graphic Tee
$30.00
This lightweight jersey tee is a clean, confident statement piece for people who lead the room rather than follow it. The bold boxed print with cut-stencil lettering reads like a mic-drop: it’s loud without being loud—sharp black graphic on crisp white cotton that layers easily under jackets or wears alone on warm nights. Breathable, soft Airlume cotton keeps the shirt comfortable through long days and late evenings. Subtle construction details—side seams for shape retention, ribbed knit collar, shoulder tape, and a tear-away label—keep the fit neat and itch-free. Ethically produced and REACH certified, it’s a thoughtful everyday piece that reflects both style and standards.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 142 g/m²) for breathability and softness
- Retail crew-neck fit with ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for stable shape
- Side seams and structured stitching to maintain the silhouette over time
- High-quality printed labels and sleeve/print options via DTF or DTG depending on provider
- Tear-away label, REACH certified, sourced blanks from Honduras; ethically manufactured (Fair Labor/WRAP credentials)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 142 g/m²) for breathability and softness
- Retail crew-neck fit with ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for stable shape
- Side seams and structured stitching to maintain the silhouette over time
- High-quality printed labels and sleeve/print options via DTF or DTG depending on provider
- Tear-away label, REACH certified, sourced blanks from Honduras; ethically manufactured (Fair Labor/WRAP credentials)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
Got MILF? Crewneck Sweatshirt — Funny Provocative Graphic Pullover
$60.00
This cozy crewneck sweatshirt brings bold, playful attitude to relaxed everyday wear. Crafted from a medium-heavy 50/50 cotton–polyester blend with a classic crew neckline, it feels substantial without being stiff. The tubular, no-side-seam construction gives a smooth silhouette and reduces fabric waste, while ribbed-knit collar and double-needle stitching at stress points keep the shape wash after wash. The centered chest typography is clean and unapologetic, designed to stand out against the solid background. Ethically grown US cotton, OEKO-TEX® certified dyes, and carefully printed inner neck and wrist details show attention to responsible production and comfort. Throw it on for casual hangs, late-night laughs, or low-key outings when you want your look to speak before you do.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton–polyester medium-heavy (8.0 oz/yd²) fabric for durability and comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth fit and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for long-lasting shape retention
- Embroidered or printed decoration options: left/center/large chest and wrist prints available
- Made with ethically grown US cotton and OEKO-TEX® certified dyes; DTF inner neck labels and DTG prints
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
Product features
- 50/50 cotton–polyester medium-heavy (8.0 oz/yd²) fabric for durability and comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth fit and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for long-lasting shape retention
- Embroidered or printed decoration options: left/center/large chest and wrist prints available
- Made with ethically grown US cotton and OEKO-TEX® certified dyes; DTF inner neck labels and DTG prints
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
Bands Beers Babes T-Shirt — Music Festival Shirt
$35.00
This lightweight cotton crew tee wears like a lived-in favorite. Bold stencil lettering—"BANDS / BEERS / BABES"—sits center chest in a high-contrast print that reads confident and casual. The classic crew neckline and straight fit let you layer a flannel or leather jacket over it without losing its clean silhouette. Soft-to-touch fabric keeps you comfortable whether you’re front-row at a local show, grabbing a beer with friends, or wandering a weekend market. Subtle construction details—side seams, ribbed collar, and shoulder tape—help it hold shape through repeated wears and washes. Printed with a durable direct-to-film transfer on the sleeve accents and chest, this tee keeps its look night after night while meeting EU REACH standards and backed by a two-year warranty.
Product features
- Lightweight 100% cotton body (heather colors 90/10 cotton/poly) — 4.3 oz/yd² (146 g/m²) for all-season wear
- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved shape retention and stability
- Ribbed knit collar with seam to maintain neckline elasticity
- Durable DTF print transfer for crisp sleeve and chest graphics
- Meets EU REACH requirements with a 2-year EU warranty; made in Honduras
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Product features
- Lightweight 100% cotton body (heather colors 90/10 cotton/poly) — 4.3 oz/yd² (146 g/m²) for all-season wear
- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved shape retention and stability
- Ribbed knit collar with seam to maintain neckline elasticity
- Durable DTF print transfer for crisp sleeve and chest graphics
- Meets EU REACH requirements with a 2-year EU warranty; made in Honduras
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Got MILF? Graphic T-Shirt
$35.00
This relaxed, garment-dyed tee brings a playful, irreverent energy to everyday wear. The heavyweight cotton feels substantial and soft thanks to post-construction dyeing, and the bold, minimalist text sits cleanly on the chest for a cheeky, confident statement. It drapes casually over jeans or layered under an open jacket for nights out, bar runs, or laid-back hangouts — for people who like humor-front-and-center in their wardrobe. The broad size range and relaxed cut make it a comfortable pick for a wide range of body types, while the sewn-in label and double-needle stitching mean it holds up wash after wash.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed fabric for a soft color and lived-in texture
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) with double-needle stitching for durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and pre-shrunk for a clean, reliable fit
- Available S–4XL in many colors with a relaxed fit and sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed fabric for a soft color and lived-in texture
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) with double-needle stitching for durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and pre-shrunk for a clean, reliable fit
- Available S–4XL in many colors with a relaxed fit and sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
Retro Whiskey & Snowflake T-Shirt — "I Partied More in '84" Vintage Graphic Tee
$35.00
Soft, lived-in heavy cotton with a vintage-dyed finish and a playful retro graphic — this tee feels like the one you reach for when you want to relax and laugh. The pixel-art design (whiskey bottle, takeout, and a snowflake with the caption “I PARTIED MORE IN 84”) sits across the chest, giving the shirt a nostalgic, tongue-in-cheek vibe. The garment-dyed fabric softens with wear and the relaxed cut lets it hang casually over jeans or layered under a flannel. It’s made to last: double-needle stitched seams and pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton keep the shape and comfort wash after wash. Comes in a wide range of muted, vintage-inspired colors so the graphic pops just right.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, comfortable wear
- Garment-dyed finish for a soft, vintage texture
- Double-needle stitched seams for long-lasting construction
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with a relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label and tubular knit (no side seams)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, comfortable wear
- Garment-dyed finish for a soft, vintage texture
- Double-needle stitched seams for long-lasting construction
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with a relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label and tubular knit (no side seams)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Retro Audio 'The Good Days' Sweatshirt — Vintage Cassette & Turntable Crewneck
from $60.00
This relaxed-fit sweatshirt carries a quiet nostalgia — a cassette, turntable, and headphones sketched across the chest with the caption “THE GOOD DAYS.” It feels like a slow Sunday: cozy fabric that holds warmth without weight, a soft ribbed collar and cuffs that stretch with you, and a subtle half-moon neck patch for structure. The artwork sits naturally on the chest and can also be rendered in embroidery for a tactile, vintage finish. Wear it while digging through old playlists, sharing stories with friends, or layering on cool evenings when you want comfort that nods to the past.
Product features
- 80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester medium-heavy fabric (9.5 oz/yd²) — soft, durable, great for printing
- Relaxed fit with 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs, and bottom hem for comfortable stretch and recovery
- Necktape and half-moon back patch for added comfort and garment stability
- Embroidery available for left chest or center chest print areas
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified low-impact dyes; sewn-in twill label; adult sizes
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
Product features
- 80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester medium-heavy fabric (9.5 oz/yd²) — soft, durable, great for printing
- Relaxed fit with 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs, and bottom hem for comfortable stretch and recovery
- Necktape and half-moon back patch for added comfort and garment stability
- Embroidery available for left chest or center chest print areas
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified low-impact dyes; sewn-in twill label; adult sizes
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
Retro "The Good Days" T-Shirt — Vintage Phone, Radio & TV Nostalgia Tee
$35.00
A soft, garment-dyed tee that feels lived-in from the first wear. Vintage icons — a rotary phone, an old fan, and a boxy TV — sit across the chest with the phrase “THE GOOD DAYS,” evoking slow afternoons, analog warmth, and the quiet comfort of nostalgia. The heavyweight cotton and relaxed cut drape easily over jeans or a worn-in cardigan, while the muted, washed color from post-construction dyeing keeps the look effortlessly faded and authentic. This is a tee for people who collect moments, not trends — the kind you pull on to sit on a porch, flip through photos, or queue up a record and linger in memory.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched hems for durability
- Available in sizes S–4XL with sewn-in label and 62 color options
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched hems for durability
- Available in sizes S–4XL with sewn-in label and 62 color options
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Got MILF? Graphic Crewneck Sweatshirt
$70.00
A quiet little question with a soft sense of humor: “got milf?” appears subtly across the front of this classic white sweatshirt, creating a clean, understated look that reveals itself up close. The relaxed dropped shoulders and cozy fleece weight make it easy to reach for on slow mornings, coffee runs, movie nights, or casual weekends at home. It has the feel of a familiar favorite—comfortable, lightly playful, and simple enough to pair with jeans, leggings, or lounge pants. Designed for adults who enjoy nostalgic food humor and low-key statement pieces, it brings a little personality to breakfast runs, brunch outings, and everyday layering.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 8.4 oz/yd² (285 g/m²) fleece fabric made from 80% ring-spun cotton and 20% polyester; fiber content varies by color
- Dropped shoulders and classic fit provide a relaxed, comfortable silhouette
- 1x1 ribbed cuffs and bottom hem with spandex offer stretch and shape retention
- Tubular construction without side seams reduces fabric waste and creates a smooth, clean appearance
- Tear-away label and printed DTF inner neck label for added comfort
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean